"The Incrapdibles"

Nope....I'm not talking about the lastest Disney's Pixar flim "The Incredibles". But in any event, the theme is Superheros. Yup, when I talk about Batman, the next moment you will think "oh ya...there's Robin! Batman's sidekick!" isn't that right?? Well I'm so sorry to disappoint you if you think I'm gonna go on crapping about Batman and Robin.....ha..ha... But nope, cause today I'm gonna introduce to you a new superhero in town.......hang in there.....don't look so excited...........

k....I name them the "The Incrapdibles"!!
Introducing........

Mr. Lim Eng Wee
profile: (I'll just skip his profile....you guys know him don't you??)
special powers: crap fatality
special abilities: able to piss you using his mouth
current event: planning to piss Joel every following sunday

....and yes....you must be dying to know who could ever be his sidekick right.......well
Introducing........

Amos Sum
profile: (ditto)
speacial powers: tagging crap fatality
speacial abilities: -unknown-
current event: Youth Camp'04

Well these two have been bullying me for the past three days.....ha...ha...can you belive it?? Neither do I cause they had just set a brand new record: 3 consecutive days!! Well I'm no superman....hmm.....I need a superhero.......no I don't want Mr. Incredible or Elastigirl.......can I have someone better.......HELP!!

Yipee!! Just one more week to Youth Camp!!

Ha....ha.....it's coming....it's soon baby!! Youth camp!! Yup, it's gonna be fun!! Ha....ha...this is gonna be like my second youth camp......hmm....I was there two years ago then......oh ya....last year's youth camp I was slogging at home....ya..being a "fei yong".....blah.. Seems like Jeremy keeps telling us that this year is gonna be so different from those previous years....(k..maybe he had to say that just to pump us up a little....I mean...he says that every year doesn't he??...hee..hee....) Well, I just can't wait for youth camp...I'm sooooooo bored staying home....plus giving me this kinda weather...how am I suppose to go out?? Anyway...heard from yesterday's announcement that this coming sunday there ain't gonna be any evening service. So I thought I could use that evening to pack up my stuff......but then I realised that I do not have any checklist whatsoever yet....I mean the last youth camp I had I did received a checklist....hmm....maybe they will give us one this saturday or sunday I guess...if not, people like myself will definately bound to forget my toothbrush....maybe an extra shorts or something...or even worst!!....My beloved Bible??

Hmm........Changes?? nah.......

Hmm........after seeing Jennifer's comment, I thought to myself "ya...maybe I should do something about it, this cannot go on any longer. Right! I'm gonna make the changes right now!!" So I thought long and hard on how to impress Jennifer and I've come out with the best of the best.............................

THIS IS MY BLOG!!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT!!

HUH!!

QUIT VIEWING!!

STOP SLACKING!!

AND

START STUDYING!!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr..................

There.........I've done it again like always.....hey Jennifer, impressive isn't it......I mean....it's one of a kind!! .....*applause*......

BORING..........

.....*sigh*...the reason why I'm blogging it's because I'm damn bored staying at home........ Man....it's not that I can't go out somewhere or not...the problem is I don't have the money to go out...

I'm been like spending quite heavily this past two weeks. Yup, that's why sometimes got a little scolding from my parents...I mean...you would usually spend some money when you're out won't you.....hmm.....guess so....

Well, just to keep myself occupied, yesterday I took a trip down to Harbor Front and no, I didn't go there for Starbucks or McDonald's whatsoever.... I went there to look for a part time job. Time was around 1025 I guess, as I started looking around, most of the shops were still close..so I just walk around killing time till I saw that Bossini was open. So maybe I thought why not give it a shot, anyway I wasn't really particular of what kinda job I wanted. So I went in got the customer service number and started dialling up. *Ring ring*....I was waiting....and waiting........and still waiting.....then I thought to myself....''ya ring my ass, not one single soul is gonna pick up that bloody phone........ya..ring all day long'' (ha...ha...don't know why at that point of time why I was so fed up??) So I decided to call back later..then I turned around and saw that Fila shop was open. Same thing, when I asked the person for the customer service number, she told me there was a notice outside. I went out and saw part of it, there was this stupid lady blocking the notice. Well, I didn't bother to ask that lady to buzz off, instead I tried other places like All Bags.(never heard of it?? well neither do I..) Well when that guy started asking how old am I and blah...blah...blah...I thought I may get the job until the last question he asked ''How long can you work?'' I said ''eh....december the fourth...cause I got other things after that...) He replied ''Oh...I was kinda looking for like six months like that...'' Well after he said that I just said it's ok, thank him and walked off. I thought to myself ''man getting a job is tough!! with my age problem and the working period and stuff... I give up!!'' I mean I've like tried Bossini, Hangten, World of Sports...and I even took the trip down to Plaza Singapura and tried all of the above plus Giordano, Hush Puppies... I can't seem to find any...

Well...right now I'm just slacking away at home...sleeping, eating, computer, sleeping, eating, computer...I still like have a pile of holiday assignment untouch which I don't feel like doing.(hmm....probably when school reopens I'll just tell the teacher my dog bite and crush it away....ha..ha...I didn't know I had a dog...oppss...)

First time losing so much hair....

Yup!! Finally got my hair cut. Hmm.....looks ok to me except I still think that it's too short.....but...never mind.......

After service I went along with Jennifer, Rhoda and Jocye to find me a malay barber........sad.... it was closed......... continue searching we did, we came across a Q-cut.(wonder what it means) After much persuasion by the barber,(ya...he was just advertising non-stop, man...I couldn't take it no more!!) I decided to let him do my hair. Hmm....it turns out he introduced a lady to cut my hair. As the shaving process started, watching my hair flying down the floor, I then realised I brought a whole new meaning to the word ''bush'' ha....ha.... A little snipping here and there and whoa-lah!! There you have it, a masterpiece in disguise...ha...ha..... It only took about 15 minutes just to get rid three-quarters of my hair...cool....

Then it was off to Jennifer's hair, we took a cab to orchard area. After she went in, the rest of us went shopping(she's gonna take like 2 long hours you see....) Oh man....... 90 minutes had passed, my legs were already killing me and the girls were still walking(don't understand why you girls can keep walking and walking...) Hmm...time passed, Jennifer finally came back with her masterpiece. Hmm.....it looks good on her.(phew..... since she's back, we can finally stop shopping) Then it was off to eveing service, man my body was already complaining tired but I had to go there to do some video setup stuff.... As soon as whole thing was over, I quickly had dinner with my father and friends and quickly finish up this blog and Zzz.................